Mommy.

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TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

magicpottybaby

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

monetizeyourcat

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

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“1. Wash your sheets every two weeks, I promise you’ll sleep better. 2. If a boy breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry. 3. If a girl breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry. 4. School is important, but there are many things you can’t learn in a classroom. Pursue them. 5. Find your passion, and run with it. 6. No, you don’t need to lose weight. 7. You are beautiful without make up. 8. You are beautiful with make up. 9. Being a good person will never go out of style 10. Buy yourself flowers if you’re feeling sad. 11. Getting enough sleep is very important. 12. Drinking water has so many benefits 13. Believe in fairytales, believe in love, and allow no one to steal your magic. 14. Reading is good for the soul. 15. I am not here to judge you, but I will always support what I think is best for you. 16. I appreciate you. 17. I am proud of you. 18. Even on your worst days, you will never disappoint me. 19. I love you no matter what.”

— 19 Things I Will Tell My Daughter (via brennanat)